Cornwall to become dinosaur experience park


01 Apr 2020 - MawKernewek

According to an anonymous government source, Cornwall is going to gradually transition to be a dinosaur experience park.

A series of comments by a Conservative MP who has forgotten his microphone was still on during a late-night videoconference port drinking party said something equivalent to "now Cornwall, [noise obscures speech] , we go to their second homes there but we don't understand their societies, they aren't like us we might as well be in [redacted]. We should help the seagulls evolve back into dinosaurs over time"

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